succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(via fatwink)

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are not cute. At all.

(via theaggressiveperfector)

fauxyshazam:

"if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~"

fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally! they will literally kill you!! isn’t that wild??

(via joshpeck)

September 02 2014

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

(via bastille)

kindahorny:

there are kids at my school who think they’re cute and i just sit there like 

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(via sniffing)

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

(via sniffing)

dirudo:

Making a cool new friend

image

(via laughing-llama)

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

OKAY THE FACT THAT ‘IMAGES’ IS NO LONGER THE SECOND LINK ON GOOGLE IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL

NO I DON’T WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS

NO I DON’T WANT TO GO SHOPPING

JUST TAKE ME TO THE FRICKING IMAGES

(via sniffing)

unkemptly:

trying to play hard to get while being hard to want

(via surprisebitch)

August 16 2014

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via laughing-llama)

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via bastille)