lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

(via sniffing)

dirudo:

Making a cool new friend

image

(via laughing-llama)

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

OKAY THE FACT THAT ‘IMAGES’ IS NO LONGER THE SECOND LINK ON GOOGLE IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL

NO I DON’T WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS

NO I DON’T WANT TO GO SHOPPING

JUST TAKE ME TO THE FRICKING IMAGES

(via sniffing)

unkemptly:

trying to play hard to get while being hard to want

(via surprisebitch)

August 16 2014

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via laughing-llama)

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via bastille)

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

(via hi)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(via tyleroakley)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(via bastille)

helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

image

(via secretmindreader-deactivated201)

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

(via sniffing)